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After being out of the plot for three episodes, Gohan finally gets back into center stage... Well, left of center. He lands in Metro West and Capsule Corp., where Mama Brief happily greets him, Bulma, baby Trunks, and Yajirobe.
"Oh my, Gohan-chan! You've gotten so big and handsome!"
"... t-thank you, ma'am."
"I can tell you're going to be even bigger than your father really soon."
"..."
"She's talking about your dick, kid."
At beside the highway, everyone but Kuririn is laying around after getting their collective asses handed to them by just two of the three Artificial Humans.
Kuririn plays team healer and casts Senzu on them.
Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Trunks have a hilarious discussion about how small their dicks feel right now. But Kuririn too lost in his own thoughts to contribute.
"I want you to shove your ballsack in my asshole."
'... I can't believe that's my fetish.'
It doesn't take long for everyone to notice how quiet and stand offish Vegeta is being, however.
"Hey, Vegeta, never knew you to be one not to give his opinion before, no matter how simple or unnecessary."
"... is... are you... crying?"
"*sniffle" nugh- no!"
"You're crying!"
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE CRYING! I HATE YOU!"
After explaining to Trunks that his dad is actually a man-baby who openly weeps and throws tantrums on the regs, Kuririn turns his attention to their strategy man, Piccolo.
"So what've you got planned, old chum?"
"OLD CHUM?!"
"I'M PICCOLO FUCKING DAIMAO!!!"
"AND I AM NOT SHARK FOOD!!!"
"Wait... is Piccolo crying too?"
In true, Piccolo is no longer Piccolo Daimao, no matter how much he insists. But in order to gain enough strength to take on the Artificial Humans and protect this era, Piccolo has made the dramatic decision to once more merge with Kami-sama... To become the great warrior Piccolo Daimao and Kami-sama once were.
"... were you... crying?"
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE CRYING! I HATE YOU!"
Meanwhile, the Artificial Humans steal an icecream truck.
EXCITING
What's cut?
What's cut?
From DBZ 137, Kame Sen'nin and his pals watch their stories.
Also from DBZ 137, a really rad flash back about the origin of Kami and Daimao.
It should have never been cut.
Ever.
Finally, DBZ 137, the Artificial Humans race a motorcycle gang.
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