Monday, December 31, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 139 - An Ominous Foreboding! Bulma Unveils a Mystery


'Twas the last episode of this Saga, when all through Kame House
Marron had left with her boyfriends, not once removing her blouse;

Dragon Ball Z ep 138 - Walking Weapons of Mass Destruction!! The Artificial Humans Draw Near Goku


Piccolo confronts Kami-sama atop the Heavenly Realm. Piccolo has decided that what the earth needs now isn't a Kami, but a reborn, fully whole Child of Katattsu... a Super Namek, if you will. But Kami isn't so sure about this. After all, the Artificial Humans still alive -- #16, #17, and #18 -- have done nothing especially wrong. When Piccolo shouts at him for being foolish, for not heeding Trunks' warnings, Kami reminds him that Trunks has been wrong about nearly everything about the Artificial Humans so far. And they, the Z Senshi, picked that fight... not the Artificial Humans.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 137 - Piccolo's Resolution!! The Last Measure of His Reserve

 "What? You mean they even knew the word "senzu"?!"
"What does that mean? If they knew so much, why didn't they kill us?"
(It means they don't want to kill you.)

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Umigame Gaiden



Dragon Ball Z ep 136 - Nobody Is Able to Stop Them... Is This the End of the Z Warriors?!


Vegeta got what he asked for. He wanted to fight against the impossibly powerful Artificial Humans, and he got just that. #18 has beaten him thoroughly. She makes no move for a killing blow, but seems satisfied to snap his arm completely out of alignment. Charitable, when you consider that Vegeta started it.

Dragon Ball Z ep 135 - Good Looks and Super Power! No Blind Spot on #18


Vegeta and #18 stare each other down as they prepare for their battle. Vegeta warns her that he won't pull his punches even though she's a woman. And 18 promises not to pull her punches even though he's a patronizing dick.

Dragon Ball Z ep 134 - Too Late to Do Anything! The Ultimate Weapons to Kill Goku


Dr. Gero has reawakened Artificial Humans #17 and #18, in a last ditch effort to defeat Vegeta, Piccolo, and the others. Last ditch, because they won't listen to him. Worse still, 17 has broken the controller Gero uses to shut them down when they don't follow his orders. (Dr. Gero is really regretting this whole revenge scheme right now.)

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

BONUS CONTENT: Artificial Humans part 1

Okay, I have a whole mess of screencaps I didn't post from June and July, before my hiatus... plus all the extra caps I've taken since I've come back. Please excuse the ridiculously huge post and enjoy the screencaps at your leisure.

Beach Kuri.

Dragon Ball Z ep 132 - Give Chase!! The Search for Dr. Gero's Mysterious Laboratory


Artificial Human #20 is not having a good day. His partner, #19, was blown to smithereens by a Vegeta who was much, much more powerful than their data suggested. And he has just been utterly beaten by a Piccolo who knows his every weakness. Furthermore, an additional human-Saiyan, Trunks, has arrived whom he has no data on whatsoever. (More on why this doesn't make since once Cell appears...) His only recourse is to do the unthinkable... Return to Dr. Gero's laboratory and awaken Artificial Humans #17 and #18.

Dragon Ball Z ep 131 - A Reality More Terrifying Than the Future! Trunks' suspicions

I'm going to level with you guys right away; This episode is awesome. More after the break.

Milk


LATER...


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 128 - Goku's Double Shock!! Caught Between Illness and Adversary


Dr. Gero's Artificial Humans, the deadly #19 and #20, came prepared with an encyclopedic knowledge of Son Goku's strengths, weaknesses, abilities, and allies... but the Red Ribbon Army scientist failed to give his cyborgs information about Goku's greatest feat: Becoming a legendary Super Saiyan.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 127 - The Cold-Blooded #20's Hideous Atrocities!! Goku's Super Transformation of Anger


As if in some twisted parody of the Saiyan Saga, Yamcha is utterly beaten before he even gets to throw so much as a punch. Goku, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Kuririn are drawn to the scene by Yamcha's plummeting ki, and Goku is royally ticked off. (About the only thing the humans are good for anymore is getting hurt so Goku will get ticked off.)

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 126 - Murderers Who Leave No Trace -- Which Ones Are the Artificial Humans?!


Gohan, Goku, and Piccolo race toward an island southeast of Metro South, where Trunks said that the Artificial Humans will appear at 10am. It has been three years of intense training for the trio. Piccolo can't shake a foreboding feeling, and envies Son Goku's carefree attitude about the whole affair. Though Goku does warn Piccolo to take it easy... because, y'know, Dragon Balls die if he dies. The trio then take bets as to which of the humans will die first this time. (2 to 1 odds favor Yamcha.)

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 125 - License Mastery?! Goku's Newest Trial

We join Chichi with arms full of shopping, running full-tilt along Mt. Paozu, being chased by a massive wild boar.

"Cut it out! I ain't all that tasty!"
(Goku begs to differ.)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Dragon Ball Z: Episode of Bardock

24 years before Son Goku faced down the tyrant Freeza...
... His father, Bardock, made a noble attempt to save his people from the overlord's clutches.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 124 - I Will Overcome Goku!! The King of the Saiyan Warrior Race


As the preparations for the arrival of the deadly Artificial Humans gets underway, Goku and Piccolo make to train each other and Gohan. But the dangerous rivals appear only to have eyes for each other...

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 122 - My Dad is Vegeta... Admissions of the Mysterious Youth


Son Goku has returned from his two years in space, to whoops and cheers from his friends and son. Bulma explains that the mysterious kid told them where he'd be, and asks if he knows him...

He doesn't!

Monday, June 25, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 119 - I Will Defeat Freeza... The Mysterious Youth Awaiting Goku

Dragon Ball Z ep 118 - That There is Earth, Papa... The Counterattack of Freeza, Father and Son

We're here at last, gents and gentettes. The beginning of the end. It has been a fun ride, but all things must come to an end. Unless you're Dragon Ball, in which case you'll keep going well past the point where you should have stopped. But hey, I made you, the reader, a promise that I'd watch every single episode/movie/special/whatever ... and damn it, I'm too stupid to break my promise now. So without further ado, the Artificial Humans Saga...

This episode makes Gyumao laugh so as to stop from crying.

Friday, June 22, 2012

BONUS CONTENT: Garlic Jr Saga edition

Another batch of episodes finished, another round of extra screencaps that didn't make it into other posts. ROLL 'EM.

Say goodnight crazy lady, your baby's dead.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Review: Garlic Jr. Saga (DBZ episodes 108 - 117)


Arguably the most loathed section of the Dragon Ball Z anime, the Garlic Jr. Saga has come to a close here on Dragon Blog. In only ten short episodes, it has managed to make fanboy and fangirl teeth gnash alike in how reportedly awful it is; But is it deserving of all the flack it gets, or is the Garlic Jr. Saga a misunderstood gem? Well, before we move onto the Terminator Artificial Humans Saga, let's review and get to the bottom of this!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 117 - You're My Guy... Kuririn -- A 101st Proposal


A vague amount of time has passed since the defeat of Garlic Jr. One fine morning, Kuririn and Maron find themselves out shopping in (what I believe is) Metro West, when Maron begins dropping some hints about the future of their relationship. She tells Kuririn that she wants...

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 116 - Gohan's Brief Chance for Victory!! Blast the Makyo World...

Garlic Jr. has unleashed the Dead Zone upon Earth again.

Dragon Ball Z ep 115 - The Ultra Holy Water Worked!! The World Awakens From Its Nightmare


The seven currents of the world lie before Kami-sama and Mr. Popo; but their path is blocked by the immortal spirits of the past Kami, lying dormant in protection of the ancient Shinsenkai. But it is only through the seven currents that the Ultra Holy Water can spread quickly enough to undo the damage caused by Garlic Jr.'s Aquamist, and return the demonic humans back to normal.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Dragon Ball Z ep 114 - A Battle of Extreme Measures!! Kami-sama Breaks the Covenant


It has been months since we here at Dragon Blog have been treated to an episode of DBZ that is truly metal as balls. As the Makyo World of the Demon Clan floats over the Planet Earth, and Garlic Jr., Guy-Who-Looks-Like-Jheese, and Daisuke Gori are given gigantic demonic power ups. Piccolo, Gohan, and Kuririn steel themselves for the on-coming onslaught of power...

To properly enjoy the following post, you should definitely turn on these tunes.