Friday, December 25, 2015

A Visit From Lord Freeza

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Planet,
Nary a creature was stirring, not even a Namek.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Dragon Ball Kai ep 7 - The Battle With Ten-Times Gravity! Goku, Your Training Is a Race

Dragon Ball Kai ep 6 - The End of the Line is Reached! Kaio-sama's Playful Trials

Dragon Ball Kai ep 5 - Wilderness Survival! A Moonlit Night Awakens Gohan

Dragon Ball Kai ep 4 - Run in the Next World, Son Goku! The Million-Kilo-Long Serpentine Road

Dragon Ball Kai ep 3 - A Life-or-Death Battle! Goku and Piccolo's Ferocious Suicide Attack

Dragon Ball Kai ep 2 - The Enemy Is Goku's Brother?! The Secret of the Mighty Saiyan Warriors

Dragon Ball Kai ep 1 - Prologue to Battle! The Return of Son Goku

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

BONUS CONTENT! The Arrival of Raddish

Ah, poop.

Dragon Ball Kai ep 7 - The Battle With Ten-Times Gravity! Goku, Your Training Is a Race


After a solid first attempt to catch Kaio-sama's monkey, Bubbles-kun, Goku relaxes as he finally feeds his six-month long hunger with some of Kaio's choicest dishes. (Which he says stuffed him full, despite the taste.) Despite it all, Goku's curious how Kaio-sama keeps himself from getting bored while living on such a tiny planet.

Dragon Ball Kai ep 6 - The End of the Line is Reached! Kaio-sama's Playful Trials


Six long months have passed since Son Gohan was left out in the wilderness by Piccolo, in preparation for the on-coming Saiyan invasion. Then, Gohan was a four-year-old crybaby without an ounce of toughness in him, but brimming with the potential to be a powerful warrior. Now, he's a five-year-old badass with a rad 80s anime mullet who doesn't give a fuck.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Dragon Ball Kai ep 5 - Wilderness Survival! A Moonlit Night Awakens Gohan


In order to train for the impending Saiyan Warriors, Piccolo has taken Son Goku's young son, Son Gohan, out into the wilderness. There, he tells Gohan that he'll be training him in the arts of fighting, but not until Gohan can survive on his own in the wilderness for six months. Gohan cries quite a lot at the idea of being left alone without his mom, dad, grandpa, food, a bed, or even a roof to sleep under for such a long time. But Piccolo tells him that if he's looking for someone to blame, blame fate, as he does.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Dragon Ball Kai ep 3 - A Life-or-Death Battle! Goku and Piccolo's Ferocious Suicide Attack


In order to save his young son Gohan from his scheming brother Raditz, Son Goku must team up with his old rival Piccolo Daimao (Lord of the Demons, Second of His Name). But Raditz assures the Earth's strongest team that, even if they manage to defeat him, he has two even more powerful Saiyan allies waiting for him out in space.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Review: Evil Dragon Saga (DBGT episodes 48 - 64)


Dragon Ball GT is coming to a close. And back in 1997, when these episodes were produced, that meant that Dragon Ball itself would end; Presumably, forever. Dragon Ball GT, which was a barely passable sequel to DBZ up until this point, had the unenviable task of drawing to a close the biggest anime and manga series of all time. A task that, with their current track record of being mediocre at best and offensively terrible at worst, GT was almost certainly destined to fail.

BONUS CONTENT! It's the End of the World as We Know It

50(+5) episodes in 50(+5) pictures! (DBGT 10 - 64)

Bonpappa.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Dragon Ball GT ep 64 - Farewell, Goku... Until The Day We Meet Again

"Rise, Goku."

Dragon Ball GT ep 63 - A Miraculous Come-From-Behind Victory!! Goku Saves The Universe


Goku and Vegeta find themselves unable to go Super Saiyan 4 and, by extension, unable to use Fusion to put down the terrible Yi Shen Long. Having reabsorbed Si Shen Long's Evil Dragon essence into himself, Yi Shen Long is now back to his staggering full strength -- while Goku and Vegeta can barely stand.