Dragon Ball GT ep 43 - Demon Warriors of Hell! Cell and Freeza Revived

The rematch we've all been waiting for -- Son Goku vs Freeza and Cell.

Two of the greatest foes Goku has ever faced, teamed up and powered up, after more than two decades in Hell.

And it's remarkably lame.

Get it, guys? It's just like what happened to them when they fought Goku in DBZ!

(How my soul feels right now.)

Despite being ripped into pieces, both Cell and Freeza are totally fine, because "In Hell, we are immortal!" "After all, we're already dead, you see..."

(That's not how that works, guys.)

Meanwhile, we finally see King Yama-sama, who just says he can't do anything about it. No explanation as to why he can't do anything. He just can't do anything. (I swear to fuck, every God in DB is fucking useless.)

Also, I'd like to take this time to introduce to you Noboru Koizumi and Doga Kobo Studio.

That is all.

Cell assaults Goku with a Taiyoken,

then absorbs him.

Yup.

Also during this scene, Norio Wakamoto gives the most limp delivery of his life. It's like somebody was holding the script across the room from him and telling him to read off of it, and that fumbling, uninterested take is the one they used.

Oh and then Goku pops back out of his tail.

Seeing that just... doing the exact same things as last time they fought Goku isn't working, Cell and Freeza opt to use a brand new technique they developed together in Hell: Hells Buster.

Which is a ki attack.

... that traps its victim in some kind of ki-onion.

... and then sends them - them being Goku - down to Hell's Hell.

At least that's what Cell calls it. I'm calling it Mega Hell.

Down in Mega Hell, Goku meets a strange old woman...

Who tries to cook him

then tickles him

then forces him to stay inside a sauna

then freezes him alive.

And I swear to Kami Freeza says this line:

"We're going to come down there right away to shatter you to pieces, add strawberry syrup, and eat you like a snow cone!"

What the fuck is wrong with you, Freeza.

Everybody knows grape is the best flavor.

Back on Earth, all the less important heroes, and Vegeta, are fighting the less important villains, and Nappa.

Dozens of Saibaimen attack Satan City.

Goten and Trunks just stand there gawking at them, because they think they look icky. For real.

Then Oob shows up and nukes them.

Thanks Oob.

"Hey, Trunks? Are we lame?"

Pan and Mr. Satan do their best to escape the fearsome General Rild.

And they're saved from his attack by Son Gohan!!

(Awwww yeah, adjust that tie, baby.)

... who is immediately rendered part metal by Rild.

He's still the Rild Deal.

Oh, hey Nappa.

Oh, bye Nappa.

"Just bein' a dick."

Vegeta fights against the new Hell Fighter #17...

... while Kuririn, Marron, and #18 are stuck in traffic...

... and the original #17 shows up to recruit his twin to blow up stuff together.

Oh, and these weirdos are still around.