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Meanwhile, in space...
"And how do you feel, my son?"
"... like you rebuilt me using whatever scraps you had laying around."
"But fuck it. Let's go to Earth and kill Son Goku's friends."
(Just don't show him the final design.)
After the legendary clash for the universe between Son Goku and Freeza, the Earth and its peoples have enjoyed a nice, vague amount of time of peace. During which, Goku and Vegeta have both been off the planet -- Goku, training, and Vegeta, looking for Goku so he can either punch him or kiss him.
Speaking of kissing Vegeta, Bulma finds herself anxious for his return, as he'll be running out of fuel soon.
"He's so fucking hot. I want to ride him like an angry, balding Merry-Go-Round."
"... I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here."
"Hasn't stopped me before."
And sure enough, Vegeta arrives soon after...
... and follows Bulma's every command like some kind of sex puppy.
(As for your new nightmares, you're welcome.)
Some undisclosed time later, Bulma's awkward BBQ with her boyfriend and her sex object gets interrupted when literally all the Z Fighters collectively shit themselves over a familiar, powerful ki, coming toward Earth.
You better believe it's Freeza and King Cold.
"I'm going to shove my whole fist in Son Goku's ass and use him like a puppet."
Both A- and B-Teams assemble for the on-coming apocalypse...
... and realize they're woefully underpowered and out of clean underpants.
"Ahhh, so this is Planet Earth. How delightful."
"With three hours until Son Goku arrives, let's kill everyone on the planet so he'll--"
[Muffled Rap Music Playing In The Distance]
"Okay, which one of you has a radio on--"
Hold up, hey
for my niggas who be thinkin' we soft
for my niggas who be thinkin' we soft
We don't, play
We gonna' rock it 'til the wheels fall off
We gonna' rock it 'til the wheels fall off
Hold up, hey
for my niggas who be actin' too bold
for my niggas who be actin' too bold
Take a, seat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY...
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY...
... smoke weed everyday.
What's cut?
From DBZ episode 118, Gohan has an abusive tutor,
whom Chichi tosses out a window.
Then he has a dream about Goku coming home...
... and turning into Freeza. (That boy needs therapy.)
In episode 119, Freeza has PTSD over Goku.
(That boy needs therapy.)
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