Goku, Pan, Trunks, and Giru hop back aboard the SS Capsule Corp. and launch into space from the Planet Gelbo; They're in hot pursuit of the strange, red clad muscular alien that just stole the Six-Star Black Star Dragon Ball from them.
Aboard the enemy ship are the Parapara Brothers: Danpara, Bonpara, and Sonpara.
Seeking to lose our heroes before returning to the Planet Lood and their boss Mutchi-motchi, their computer (who I swear is voiced by Granny Setsuno) plots a scheme to lead the SS Capsule Corp. to the desolate asteroid Planet Bihe (called a planet by the computer, but no more a planet than Pluto) where they have less than a 1% chance of making it out alive once they've encountered the fearsome sandworms, known as Muma.
"Their ship is faster than ours, so I'll have to use some fancy flying skills to bridge the gap!"
"But you've never flown a spaceship before two weeks ago!"
"Hah!"
The Parapara Bros arrive at Bihe, and predictably,
our less than savvy heroes fall right for their trap.
"Hah!"
The Parapara Brothers set a course back for Planet Lood, where the Cult of Lood exists and worships... Lood. (Yes, said like "Lewd".)
Their High Priest is Mutchi-Motchi, a man whose name means whip, and who uses a whip (duh)
... to turn people into dolls
... and then feed them to this creepy statue. (Duh?)
He's impressed by the Parapara Brother's capture of one of the Dragon Balls, but he says that Lood tells him they left another Dragon Ball right under their nose - the Four-Star-Ball, which those Saiyan kids had. Those Saiyan kids they left to be eaten by giant worms.
So, Dan, Bon, and Son race to their spaceship to head back to Bihe at top speed lest they be turned into whip-dolls-for-statue-feeding. (That's a... thing?)
Back aboard the SS Capsule Corp., Giru can't seem to locate the Dragon Ball... or any Dragon Balls. Then Trunks hits us with this fucking masterwork of Toei writing.
"The radio waves can't reach this far."
Suddenly, the GTang are set upon by a Muma!
Goku climbs out the back of the ship (how? Asteroids don't have atmosphere) and fires a ki beam at the Muma.
But the wily-worm dodges.
So Goku fires a Kamehameha with Pan and Trunks throwing their own ki with it.
... but they just bounce off the Muma's head.
(That Muma is stronger than Freeza.)
"HAH!"
"There sure are some strong guys out in the universe..."
"Now is so not the time."
Can our heroes defeat the Muma before the Parapara Brothers steal their Dragon Ball?!
Play us out, Roger!
Goku can become to the super saiyan god now he can defat them.
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